LOOKING FOR WORK

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>> A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we
>> cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he
>> is looking for work."
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>> The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
>> brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
>> he is looking for work."
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>> A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half
>> of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
>> weeks he is looking for work."
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>> The Iranian doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you
>> are way behind us....in Iran ,we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart,
>> and no balls....we made him President of Iran, and now.......the whole
>> country is looking for work!!!!!!"
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